JESUSITO
by
Martin Frank
"JESUSITO"
1 Scene inside BILL's home
HOLLIE, BILL's old dog, is sitting in the kitchen bay window of BILL's simple row house, in a modest but proper L.A. neighborhood. HOLLIE is waiting for BILL to come home. BILL is parking his car, getting out of the car, approaching the door.
(seen from HOLLIE's point of view)
When BILL gets close to the door, HOLLIE jumps down to receive him at the door.
BILL opens the door; HOLLIE receives him joyously, leaping up at him. BILL takes off his police gear.
BILL is talking with Hollie, feeding Hollie, then sitting caressing Hollie, talking with Hollie, crying a little.
Neighbors are coming in to condole, most of them elderly ladies, who obviously like Bill, and liked John, among them a Pictorial Review BEEFCAKE, air steward, 25.
Beefcake
I'd do everything to stop you crying.
Bill
I wouldn't mind to do everything with you.
BEEFCAKE stays on while the old ladies leave. BEEFCAKE looks at pictures of JOHN and PEPE.
Beffcake
(Looking at JOHN's framed picture)
John really was a good-looking guy…
(Looking at PEPE's vestido picture)
Who is this? Pretty young, isn't he?
Bill
(to public)
I really have no specific goal regarding Pepe. I think it would be better than to be alone, maybe the kid would be funny.
Bill
(to BEEFCAKE)
A Mexican boy who writes me the sexiest letters, very funny, maybe we'll meet when I'm there. Probably far too young to fuck, who cares, I'm not really looking for sex anyway.
bedroom
BILL caresses BEEFCAKE's naked body.
Cut to
BILL's fingers, rubbing K-Y into an extremely attractive asshole.
cut back
Bill
JOHN liked getting laid.
bEEFCAKE
I just need to feel a guy inside me — that's why I need heavy men; I can't have if a kind of spider clings to my back moving around a pencil in my ass.
Bill
Don't tell a cop anything bad about tight-assed little hustlers…
Beefcake
You can have them all…
Bill
I never pay…
Martin Frank
(introducing BILL to the public)
BILL (BILL Demming), sign Taurus, is preparing for a holiday in Mexico, first holiday after death of friend of many years. Gay LAPD detective, 45, physically very strong, (like a bull) stout, macho S/M master with a soft spot, strong, romantic = quickly in love, good heart, loves animals, loves children, loves plenty of young men, wears black leather (pants) off duty, house full of body building posters and framed pictures of naked young men, many of them signed by the models (most of them typical young hoodlums/prison inmates), lots of pot plants, books, pictures (Bruce Weber, Mapplethorpe, Tom of Finland (museum/gallery posters, not originals).
BILL is depressed after his friend JOHN's death of AIDS. BILL is HIV+ and thinks he'll have to die soon too. This is his first holiday after his friend's death. John told him to go, to find a new lover.
BILL packs his stuff into a gear bag.
cut to
Picture of PEPE
Picture of beach house
Picture of boys playing in front of house on the beach.
Picture of John(=Montgomery Cliff).
Picture of Pepe (vestido) framed in Mexican handicraft silver frame.
cut back
Feeding Hollie (old Labrador dog), leash and collar both embroidered "HOLLIE", ditto bowl, brush and comb, dog bed.
Bill
(To Hollie)
I'm just going for a holiday, I'm coming back soon.
Bill hugs Hollie.
int. L.A. apartment building — inside business apartment
JESUSITO
Where is my money?
Nude CLIENT doesn't care to listen, takes a phone call on his hand free phone, goes out on the balcony.
CLIENT
What a stupid fuck!
JESUSITO dresses and gets annoyed, fiddles with the VCR.
cut to
Hot porno video inside VCR.
cut back
JESUSITO unplugs the VCR and leaves the apartment stealthily.
int. l.a. shopping mall
JESUSITO wanders around with the large VCR under his arm. He sits down on a bench, tries to get the cassette out of the VCR, which is not possible without current. His fingers are alternately inside the cassette slot of the VCR and scratching his balls through the ripped out pocket of his jeans. He looks at an overhead monitor and then climbs up to it, and fixes his VCR on top of it, unplugging a second one, then starts the cassette.
Cut to
Same porn video on all monitors in the shopping center, reactions of silver haired shoppers.
cut back
supervisor
(Swearing at security staff)
What the hell is going on? Switch that off!
Security zero
Yessir!
Cut back
To JESUSITO.
Two security guards approach, watch the monitor for a short time, then address JESUSITO.
security one
What's up man?
JESUSITO
Just watching…
Security two
(Looking at the VCR)
This your video? You sell?
Jesusito
50 bucks
Security
25
jesusito
Lemme keep the cassette?
They fumble to get the cassette out.
SEcurity
Where did you get it?
Jesusito
Fag didn't pay, so I took it.
2 Guadalajara town Center
Dumb tourists — change point of view to tourist with video camera with in-view information (shaking / badly stabilized picture)
Titles as LEDS green and red in the finder of a camcorder
(Street near town center, open space, neglected dry lawn, late evening) huge statue of naked male[1], of which we never see more than the legs and sometimes the genitals coming unintentionally in at the top border of the image.
3 Guadalajara town center
Seen through finder of video camera. Picture freezes whenever the left, red, LED goes on.
cut to
film set
jesusito
(introducing PEPE)
My small brother…
cut back
PEPE lets himself film / video by an elderly male US tourist, who is expected by his elderly wife to film her, she is posing and waiting for him to shoot her.
CUT TO
(video camera)
PEPE is doing lewd movements with the intention to attract / divert the tourist's attention (scratching balls inside shorts, no underwear, no T-shirt, as if about to masturbate.
cut back
PEPE asks the man to see the film, gets the camera and races away
4 Guadalajara — seen through finder of videocamera
PEPE and street friends watching the video
cut to
(video camera)
Replay of the above scene which suddenly ends and shows what was on the video cassette before this recording:
5 Steam Bath scene — seen through finder of videocamera
An extremely simple sex film: men in rabbit like heat, fleshy, red amateurish porno film, gay steam bath scene;
6 Guadalajara — boys around pepe
The boys are very interested, very amused
PEPE asking for money to see the film, scene at dusk towards getting dark
Suddenly the boys get roughly rounded up by a group of heavily armed gangsters and loaded into lorry.
cut to
Outside of lorry speeding away with "CARNICÍERA HOFFNUNG GUADALAJARA" on the tarpaulin.[2] (During the following scenes cut back to lorry from time to time)
7 Scene in LA
(Residential street with lower middle class houses.)
Mistah KURTZ (Kurtz de Chavez, half German, half Spanish Nazi white supremacist / falanguista, sign Scorpio, awful, cruel, dangerous looking, double breasted dark shark skin suit, silk tie, slick combed, 35 - 40, Cartier Tank watch, heavy Diamond Ring (ZOOM on ring, very large solitaire diamond worth $$$, a very special ring, must be remembered until the end of the film, maybe the ring is sharply pointed and he uses it to punish his driver, the ring must be kept in memory) races past BILL's house in a very showy open car, like Excalibur SSK, accelerates to hit Hollie (BILL's old Labrador dog) misses by hairbreadth to kill Hollie, old Labrador dog limping away over BILL's front lawn towards porch. KURTZ disappointed to miss Hollie, swearing at the dog.
KURTZ shooting with gilded Kalashnikov while driving past from the open car at statues of children and animals (Bambi etc.) in front of community kindergarten
CLOSE-UP of plaque "THIS PLAYGROUND WAS CONSTRUCTED BY VOLUNTARY WORKERS AND DONATIONS FROM THE COMMUNITY..." ZOOM on shot holes in the plaque.
KURTZ
I hate children… I hate animal…
(Laughing madly)
8 Scene in Beverly Hills
(Beverly Hills mansion with large drive, columns, box hedges)
In front of the KURTZ's mansion stops the HellRacer, the most evil car on earth.
9 Insert: demo movie of the HellRacer
CLOSE-UP View inside hood with Cannonball Magazine title over it "Hellraiser – The worlds most evil car": Awesome motor (double turbo, fancy LEDs, all ducts in aero-quality, show car style.
Commented off screen upon by professional motor sport journalist.
INSERT description: Black Lincoln Towncar, 800 PS, Double Turbo, Split (left/right) Brakes, fully armored etc.
INSERT free video: Demonstration of HellRacer: On two rear wheels, on two side wheels, shooting, turning 90° in full speed on a special track.
10 streetScene in watts
KURTZ: Kicking children, trying to shoot a cat out of his limousine, ripping a doll out of a children's hand at a stop, throwing it in front of a lorry's wheels.
Kurtz
(Laughing madly)
I hate children, I hate animals.[3][4]
Shooting at potted plants, dogs, cats, birds in cages etc..
Kurtz
(To crony on his cell phone)
…man, where is my snuff video? Time is running out, man, or you'll be the happy kid who gets it…
11 At KURTZ's swimming pool
CLOSE-UP of tiny Versace bikini which reveals KURTZ's baby genitals.
MEDIUM SHOT OF KURTZ centered on the bikini, cutting head and feet off.
LONG SHOT of KURTZ studying a document, grinning hellishly.
KURTZ's assistant gangster with an MBA explains using a flip chart:
MBA
Strategic Goal One: To bring one ton of Cocaine with the HellRacer from Mexico City to LA.
INSERT map with road marked red and Guadalajara factory marked green and details, war room style.
Mba
Tactical consideration: We recommend to change the HellRacer against a lookalike Hertz car at Mexico City airport and have it driven through the border by our noble benefactor…
(with a flourish of the hand, indicating KURTZ)
…posing as a harmless tourist equipped with the following typical items of the American Tourist:
· Tourist Dress
· Video Camera
· Book "Safer Sex in Mexico"
LONG SHOT of KURTZ playing with a remote controlled model of the HellRacer — it speeds up and then runs into the swimming pool. A servile gangster in a string bikini fishes it out, showing a world class butt — still the model car doesn't run anymore. KURTZ is fuming.
Mba
The exchange of the cars could be performed in one of the following proven ways — may I have your attention please:
Switching on a VCR on a trolley.
12 Hertz's Parking lot — Mid Afternoon
TITLE: The Great Dane
Great Dane licking the guards balls and sucking him (out of sight of the camera — on screen only the grimacing of the guard and the happily wagging tail of the dog are visible) — shot through the window of the pavilion.
TITLE: The Rattle Snake
Rattle snake (mechanical or genuine) first we hear only the sound, then we see the guard jumping out of the window of his booth, and sprinting away in his socks.
CUT BACK TO: KURTZ and group who like it.
TITLE: The Black Boy
Black boy with enormous shlong hanging out of his very low slung hip-hop cargos, rubber cock? All Hertz staff follow him like… say… the magic piper! Let him lose it when he runs away!
TITLE: The Cocaine Drink
A wildly sexy girl gets a coffee from a coffee vending machine then ads a big spoon of cocaine, then serves the drink to the guard. The guard gets up, bangs his head against the windows several times, behaving absolutely overexcited, then drops down dead.
CUT BACK TO: KURTZ and group
Same wildly sexy girl serves KURTZ a very ordinary disgusting Burger, wilted salad leaves drooping, and when he eats the first bite — WHOW! Big flashback to ridiculously Freudian Jungian childhood memories "explaining" why he became so unbelievably cruel and bad! Must be a page right out of Freud & Jung!
13 vienna 1930's — in the dark entrance of a poor tenement
KURTZ's father, an Austrian Nazi looking like Freud from hell.
VATER KURTZ
Kastriern sollt man dich! A Schand machst uns – und mitem Sohn vom Herrn Direktor!
VATER KURTZ beats KURTZ mercilessly with an SA belt.
14 vienna 1930's — in a public park
Beautiful girls with flowers in their hair let their dogs chase him.
Beautiful girls
(Hurling stones at him)
Pack di, du Hurenkind, unverschamtes!
15 Vienna 1930's — Am Graben
When a child KURTZ was always hungry — watching how rich kids fed their dogs instead of him — they threw him a piece of toast but let their dogs of the leash at the same time, dogs biting him badly, kids laughing uncontrollably.
16 vienna 1930's — opposite Kapuzinergruft
When a child KURTZ was begging at restaurants — but food got thrown away in front of him — to feed the pigs rather than the hungry kid.
17 Vienna 1930's — bourgeouis livingroom
KURTZ sits at the piano and sings a song from Schubert's Winterreise.
Kurtz
(Singing and playing the piano)
Hülfe willst Du lange säumen?
Halb verschmachtet steh' ich hier;
Goldne Früchte an den Bäumen,
Reicher Herbst, was helft ihr mir?
Bauern sammeln in die Scheune
Korn und Weizen auf wie Sand:
Aber wenn ich Armer weine,
So verschliessen sie die Hand.
Reiche rasseln mit dem Wagen,
Fett vom Haber ist ihr Pferd;
Rasselt nur, dass Ihr die Klagen
Eines armen Manns nicht hört.
Oh, so werft, wie Euren Hunden,
Mir nur einen Bissen zu!
Doch wer Armut nie empfunden,
Weiss es nicht, wie weh sie thu'.
18 Vienna 1930's — bourgeouis Bedroom
KURTZ as a child wakes up at night by his mother washing herself in front of an old fashioned French douche (orange rubber model) on French iron bidet standing in the bedroom. KURTZ starts to cry, his mother turns around with huge tailor scissors in her hand.
Mother
Shut up! Or for sure I'm going to kill you one day — because of you I had to marry your father — you've ruined my life
19 Vienna 1930's — bourgeouis staircase
In the dark staircase of the building KURTZ gets abused by a German whore friend of his mother who pulls him along the floor under her skirt — no underwear heavy stench and farting too.
20 Vienna 1930's — bourgeouis Basement
In the same dark staircase Kurtz gets knocked out by his father and thrown into the basement — no electric light — where KURTZ gets abused by a horrible old uncle living there — an alcoholic hobo and ex-soldier who tortures KURTZ.
Uncle
(Masturbating wildly and burning Kurtz with a cigarette)
I can't come if I can't burn somebody
21 Vienna 1930's — Gay bar in the graben
KURTZ gets sold to awful WASP politician by his father when just five years old — who then gang rapes him together with several of his cronies all wearing Uncle Sam costumes and top hats. Father takes money from rich cruel American.
22 Vienna 1930's — Privat dozent's laboratory
AMERICAN bleeds KURTZ, uses him for experiments, vivisection style.
23 Home for Children of Fallen Woman — Common Bathing Room
KURTZ as a child with shaved head gets washed naked in front of all the other children with cold water in a horrible home for children of fallen women.
1st Social Worker
You'll all become a criminals; it's in your genes. You'll go to prison, get hanged and go to hell!
2nd Social Worker
(pointing to a naked girl)
Her wee-wee was cut off as a punishment because she played with it.
24 Outside BILL's home
BILL is taking leave from his old dog Hollie and the old NEIGHBOR LADY taking care of the dog.
25 Exposition in Shopping Mall
Martin Frank
(introducing JESUSITO)
Jesusito Morales is a Latino boy 15 to 19 years old. His sign is lion. He wears a very thin golden chain with a picture of Nuestra Señora del Soccorro (NSdS) around his neck…
(pointing it out)
…value nil. In his left pocket he carries a crumbled large paper hand towel from a public toilet.
(pulling it out)
in the left pocket, used, small purse in worked leather pressed image of Mexico City cathedral and image of N.S.d.S. on the second outside, inside under plastic picture of PEPE vestido), same picture as in BILL's home, on the picture written "TI © PEPE" in smearing ball pen ink; stamp from disco (Tom of Finland Sailor) on the back of his hand; friendship ribbon around his left hand
Jesusito
The friend who gave me this got shot same day he gave it to me — only friend I ever had in LA
Originally a packaging string from the Rodeo drive Hermès shop.
JESUSITO has slim hips, broad shoulders, Latino tan, very white teeth, long black hair, dark eyes, no facial hair, absolutely no brain. He is a good natured little thief / L.A. street hoodlum / male hustler: Careless, but with a very thin surface beneath which there lays a young man who is afraid of his own future, homeless, insecure, self-abusive, wanting love / a friend, but not believing himself to be worth to be loved, ready to do everything just to be loved, but not without mercenary slyness.
He wears black (Spanish) Jesus or (Japanese) Big BILL or (Italian) Americanino jeans with one button open, right pocket ripped out, (for convenience), a cheap brown leather belt with big stainless steel USM buckle, belt not slipped through loops of jeans, just slung around, no underwear…
Jesusito
(explaining graphically)
…cause it gets dirty so quickly…
rotten tight yellow T-shirt with navy "LAPD PRIDE OF LA" imprint, arms ripped off at shoulders, stolen brown rough suede / rough hide cowboy boots with brass Initials on the heels (not his own / BH Bruce Hartmann, Aussie), very high heels very much cut in, rather difficult to walk in, no socks. Jesusito speaks with a heavy Latino accent "ji", "jis", "jomosexual".
JESUSITO
(at time of great crisis and mortal danger)
In proper clothes, I'd look as good as any man you can see.
(pointing out as an example a very boring gangster in cheap dark suit and tie)
JESUSITO tells whatever he thinks, in short, a charming naive crook who loves only policemen, and tells so at all possible and impossible occasions.
JESUSITO drinking and drinking endlessly at mall fountain, drinking several gallons (very long shot until it gets unbearingly funny) then finds abandoned girlie mag in waste basket which he pretends to read while waiting on bench observing passers-by. Reading and rearranging balls through ripped out right pocket. Focuses on crotch of nearby black security guard (ZOOM AND TRACK on crotch).
JESUSITO follows short, stocky Police Chief Dick Everhardt (DICK) (LAPD chief) with nice attaché (very stylish, slightly effeminate slim alligator skin attaché with initials DE Dick Everhardt) into the men's room.
JESUSITO gets next to DICK who is pissing and unbuttons his jeans, JESUSITO's belt is not slipped through the loops.
DICK very interested in JESUSITO's doings, eyeing over the low separation, aroused
JESUSITO suddenly turning around and pissing all over DICK's pants, large heavy half-hard cock
DICK completely flabbergasted
JESUSITO catches DICK's attaché, covers himself with it and runs out of men's room, into fire exit stairs, where he closes his trousers leaving one button open, jumps into bus (Destination: WATTS) outside mall.
26 Scene inside Watts bus
JESUSITO opening case (LAPD badge overturned) and finding ticket to Mexico City for same day.
27 Check-In counter in LA airport
JESUSITO checking in with DICK's ticket — has ticket in his hand.
Attendant
Passport?
JESUSITO opens attaché clumsily towards attendant, attendant sees LAPD badge, waives him through.
28 War room of LAPD
Asst. Chief, his eyes on a very attractive (dumb) young blond policeman with a boyish frizzy wet-look haircut, (ZOOM on haircut).
Asst. Chief
Our LAPD staff are shadowing KURTZ, we want to find his source of Cocaine, or his processing plant.
For us here in LA KURTZ is at present the most dangerous dealer, bringing in a new dimension of criminal violence, aggressivity, industrial volume.
Do not let KURTZ vanish, he may take quite a journey, but this might reveal his sources or his processing plant or at least the location of his home base / hideout in Mexico.
All the while pointing with a phallic laser pointer at a large wall map with highly disturbing hard body-like image (country map which happens to have the shape of a musculous young man's lower belly area).
DICK arrives late with non-coordinated suit pants and jacket
Dick
murmuring angry confused excuse
…missing attaché…
…shopping malls should be patrolled more intensely against thieves and hoodlums
…danger to ladies and children…
Policemen
at the meeting table sniffing the air
Piss is in the Air?
a young policeman
singing to the tune of "Under the Rainbow" with a high Judy Garland voice
Under a Golden Shower
Slides of 5 - 8 extremely hot numbers which are met with critical connoisseurship, then a slide of KURTZ in a see-through string bikini revealing his tiny genitals
Policemen
hooting
…he's a bony old cow — go on we've had him all in better times — should have retired centuries ago…
DICK takes BILL outside for a word, talking with gay comradeship, among old fellow-travelers,
DICK
I wish you much success with your foraging in Mexico
BILL is not really joining in the fun.
DICK
…according to new security rules you're not allowed to reveal your identity as a LAPD detective while abroad…
I also wanted to fly to Mexico today, but now I can't make it.
I wish you a nice holiday — beware of pickpockets!
Same time inside: Picture of JESUSITO greeted with great appreciation by the assembled connoisseurs
Policemen
shouting
send him to my office
can I be his probation officer?
best ass in town; let's haul him in!
Written below picture: "Petty thief, known male prostitute, marijuana dealer at local high schools"
29 BILL Taking leave in the office
Jokes regarding boys and narcos (is he going to Mexico to spend the money the narcos pay him for catching but the small fry / spend his secret account in Mexicali);
30 BILL gets gifts from colleagues:
Card: First God created America, and he saw that it was good, then he created Mexico out of an American trash can in order that the Americans should have some fun.
Special Edition Gift Box full of SaferSex condoms; also some tiny condoms XS Boy's size
Policeman
…for your Mexican friends…
book "SaferSex® in Mexico from "Safer Traveler's Guides" series, on the cover a silhouette of JESUSITO against sunset over the sea, very romantic mood, JESUSITO leaning against a kitschy balustrade, a palm trunk crossing behind his body at a right angle seems to grow monstrously out of his crotch.
maybe the SexMex® TravelCompanion™ Book too: Less Fat! Leaner Meat! Perfect Buns! Low Calories! More Juice! Stay longer! Come again!
31 Scene inside Chief's Office
DICK
calling on his speaker phone the travel agency SEXMEX®
…I'd like to cancel a stolen ticket…
operator
interrupting him
…please allow me to give you our direct emergency number — thank you for calling SEXMEX®
hanging up
DICK dials the "direct emergency number"
Synthetic voice
For Amsterdam please dial 001 — we wish you a sexy holiday,
for Antigua please dial 002 — we wish you a sexy holiday,
…through all destinations of the Spartacus Guide.
This takes hours, in the meantime DICK's focus and thoughts wander to a young half naked good-looking worker in very short sawn off jeans on a scaffold outside window (sitting on a higher level of scaffolding offering his crotch and muscular washing board belly to DICK's eyes, head out of sight, hands sometimes coming into view shifting or scratching balls, very tight, very short, very old cut off blue jeans, pockets showing at the bottoms, jock straps showing and/or balls
a gay mag in neutral brown envelope in his IN-basket. DICK fiddles with it sliding it out partially until he can read the bottom lines on the cover page: "Piss Mail p. 17" Then slips it back. Several naked slim legs terminate in the part visible for a short time.
bun of young police officer (his secretary) outside his office drinking at office fountain, when a second young officer comes and leans over him in a typical sexual harassment pose.
Young Police Officer
complaining in a fairy voice
I wetted my pants because of you!
DICK is desperate, terminates the call, when his secretary (male, fairy and fussy) enters, DICK does not want to tell him what happened.
After the secretary has left, DICK dials once more the "direct emergency number".
Synthetic voice
For Amsterdam please dial 001,
for Antigua please dial 002,
…
DICK doesn't succeed to cancel his ticket. After a short time he is called by his secretary to attend a meeting with some big shots.
32 Scene inside plane —(Economy class section)
BILL settling down into aisle seat 17B immediately fastening seat belts, pretending to read safety instructions, looking at blue eyed young male cabin attendant in pantry — the fingertips of another cabin attendant can be seen around the buttocks of the first cabin attendant – secretly holding hands with an invisible other attendant.
BILL reading over PEPE's letter
PEPE's Voice
…se Usted mi porta una walkman assegura Usted que ficho todo que Usted gustan — you enjoy with me — also in behind…
and picture (desnudo with golden star sticker on crotch - sticker is from something else, like "NEW! LOWER PRICE!" and putting it into the book "Safer Sex in Mexico", looks at newly bought cheap walkman still in original box.
33 Inside airport building at check in:
JESUSITO carries ticket in his hand, hands ticket to check-in attendant
Check-in attendant asks him for his passport (JESUSITO has none — never had)
JESUSITO opens attaché; on top is the LAPD badge (invisible to JESUSITO who holds the attaché most awkwardly open towards the attendant), attendant most impressed gives him a window seat and waves him through
JESUSITO
talking to himself and surrounding travelers
…'cause of nice case!…
Whenever JESUSITO opens to look inside himself the badge is turned over, looking like a wallet, whenever the officers, it is visible) – WORLD PISS MAGAZINE with 7 boys pissing synchronously on the cover rainbow color piss – "COLOR PISS - IS IT DANGEROUS FOR YOUR HEALTH? Read what a Doctor says p.17"
34 Scene at Security Check
JESUSITO going through customs
Belt buckle starts alarm of security check
JESUSITO
fumbling with his belt
…can't take it off — zipper is broken…
customs officer (very straight looking, closet gay) goes with hand into JESUSITO's right pocket, very startled face (pocket is ripped out, JESUSITO wears no underwear)
JESUSITO grinning, immensely pleased with himself
Jesusito
…sorry — forgot to tell you…
JESUSITO is not at all sorry, pulling out demonstratively the shreds of the pocket lining
Jesusito
scratching and rearranging his balls
…always have to scratch my balls…
black policewoman, church choir member, watching the scene thoroughly disgusted with JESUSITO;
35 Scene inside the plane to Mexico City:
JESUSITO gets the window seat 17A next to BILL (BILL very glad)
JESUSITO sits down pushing bun into BILL's face
BILL helps JESUSITO with to put his attaché into the overhead locker (JESUSITO has the window seat)
JESUSITO takes of his boots, stretches out dirty brown feet (no socks); JESUSITO starts to fiddle with his foot nails, looking very uncared, pulling foot up to lap, knee touching BILL, trying to rip of a piece or corner, same time starting conversation with BILL.
BILL compliments JESUSITO on boots, staring at JESUSITO's appetizing crotch
JESUSITO
Yeah, these are real good ones, bit tight,
insert
Shoe shop x-ray of JESUSITO's foot inside the countours of the boot. Red laser pointer shows where the boot is too narros
Jesusito
off
…toes to narrow for my feet…
BACK
Jesusito
…used to run around barefoot when a boy, never had shoes; stole my first pair for First Holy Communion
I got them from a Aussie
insert
Malibu beach —late afternoon
Jesusito making love to huge muscled Aussie
Jesusito
pulling off the guys boots
…let me lick your feet…
AUSSIE is eating sand while he gets fucked by the lithe Jesusito
AUSSIE
enjoying the pain
…ayayay oh ah…
Jesusito
off
…fucking huge guy, met him at the beach…
…had to get him his dick into the zipper to get away with the boots…
AUSSIE running after JESUSITO holding his dick which is caught in the zipper of his jeans — whining and swearing
Aussie
…come back fucking bastard — ayayay oh ah…
Jesusito
off
…was running after me naked for ten miles, would have killed me if he could…
…only went with him 'cause of the boots…
…liked them immediately when I saw them…
…was a good fuck but messy…
…damn shit sticking to my cock…
(JESUSITO gets interrupted by cabin attendant handing him drink with little giraffe in it,)
jESUSITO
…I left him my broken sneakers…
…had a nice watch too but didn't want to split and I had nothing to make him give it to me — no gun or knife…
JESUSITO stares at BILL's watch
Jesusito
very nice watch – I like it
BILL slightly irritated but fascinated by what he sees:
JESUSITO's crotch and piece of rippled belly between jeans and too short T-shirt.
JESUSITO scratching and caressing himself inside his T-shirt all the time
JESUSITO fixing his seat belt very tightly (first takes BILL's belt then lets BILL help him with it, BILL helping nearly too well, fixing it tight and controlling seat on JESUSITO's crotch, BILL slightly flustered from close contact)
JESUSITO rearranges his balls through the ripped out pocket, seemingly unaware of BILL's stare
BILL asks JESUSITO about LAPD T-shirt;
JESUSITO
proud
I bought it, about only thing I ever bought but food, because, you see, for sex I like only policemen…
(interrupted by safety demo)
…and LAPD are the best in the world.
Safety demo,
JESUSITO
it's my first flight, got the ticket from a friend
(with a sly grin)
how do you get the mask?
bill
…comes out of this compartment…
JESUSITO fiddles with stick from his drink until the mask comes down, then takes out life-vest from below his seat (takes his T-shirt off, handing it to BILL without much asking and tries the vest on, bulging breast muscles) keeps vest on.
BILL
very formally to the attendant
he may be odd but he's ok
JESUSITO makes a mess out of the earphones, tying their both's earphones together in a tight knot. JESUSITO tries to open the knot by pulling strongly — effeminate cabin attendants try to help — both charmed by JESUSITO.
JESUSITO
saying to the obviously gay BILL (no harm intended,, sweet smile)
I don't like homosexuals because…[5]
JESUSITO rips out the cable from one of the earphones, upsetting the trays of a CABIN ATTENDANT behind them, everything coming down and spilling on the seats on the other side of the aisle with loud metallic noise. (Every future mention of this topic leads to an even worse catastrophe). He overthrows the tray with such force that tray and jug all land in the seats on the other side of the aisle. JESUSITO completely unaware of the havoc worked.
Blue eyed, beautiful blond crew-cut cabin attendant is confused, wipes with great feeling and flushed face JESUSITO's lap and naked belly with a hot wet towel
Cabin Attendant
this is not too hot? Sorry, I wouldn't want to burn you
while completely ignoring the elderly gay couple on the other side of the aisle who got trenched by the mishap. Couple doesn't mind since they are absorbed by the splendid buns of the cabin attendant sticking into their faces.
when the FASTEN SEAT BELT SIGN illuminates, JESUSITO tries to get up, by holding on to headrest of the seat in front, nearly breaking down that seat, forgot to loose his seat belt.
Jesusito
Sorry, just wanted to get another drink
then starts to fiddle with seat belt, buttons for backrest, switches for loudness and channels, ashtray etc. — in the worst monkey style.
JESUSITO
…I'm going to visit my kid brother PEPE in Guadalajara. Terrible street kid, writes hundreds of letters to gays in LA
imitating PEPE's voice
…se Usted mi porta una walkman assegura Usted que ficho todo que Usted gustan…
I really like him, great gay — with friends we too used to sell pictures vestido $5 desnudo $20 and peddled our asses to American tourists…
enjoying the memory
…had a good time…
All men in plane read same book "Safer Sex in Mexico", only one lady (transvestite) who reads "Rosamonda -- Secrets of a Mexican Queen"; next couple = Two orthodox Jews in traditional clothes / hairstyles, but nevertheless lovers, both looking like Woodie Allan in orthodox drag
1st woodie
to 2nd WOODIE
…told her: do you want to join a gospel choir?
Other couples in plane (all gay) should be two of each kind like in the Arch of Noah. Two Japs, two Chinks, two Hispanics, two Wasps, two Irish, to Italianos, two Native Indians, two dykes, two fairies, two Germans… to Frenchmen (straight out of the famous French porno films), one Mexican with a ridiculously oversized sombrero sitting beside one LAPD in full Police Academy uniform (holding hands with the Mexican during take-off and landing).
Public announcement
nervous fairy voice talking to fast
…since Our Holy Father The Pope Patrick Kennedy I will be landing in Mexico City immediately after this plane, passengers are requested to leave the plane and pass through customs as quickly as possible. The airport will be closed for security reasons after the landing of this plane.
BILL
…Guadalajara must be quite close to the beach I am going. Friends of mine, gay couple, have small bungalow there, I've got the keys for two weeks…
Jesusito
…many nice beaches…
…Americans took me there…
BILL shows JESUSITO picture in his wallet of his late friend, who died of AIDS, four months ago.
JESUSITO
sincerely moved
…your friend en el cielo…
Bill
It's my first vacation alone after — spent two years looking after my friend who was dying — would you like to come with me to the beach?
JESUSITO
I'd love to go with you but I haven't seen my small brother for two years.
In-flight movie: "Hijacked" plane disaster movie about a hijacked jumbo and/or drunk captain, must be totally dumb disaster movie having the whole plane shriek with fear.
36 (Same time as above:) Scene inside the Mexico City Hertz station
Prepare scene with guard by having him read mags like "Coprophilia", "Piss & Shit", "Dirty Plays", "FECES" (same layout as "FACES" — Test: The best rubber sheets, etc.)
KURTZ's staff takes off the attention of the attendants by having a splendid girl offering him a freshly prepared Mega Peyote Burger from a Styrofoam box showing a cutting out the heart scene on top — lettered "Freshest Peyote in Town".
It is pure Mescaline — the guard takes off his clothes (in a Teorema style scene) and runs amok over highway and airport tarmac;
Guard
shouting
I have seen…
Immediately after his taking off several ragged boys rush to the spot taking off their clothes putting on his stuff this continuing endlessly with always new fellows rushing to the growing heap of free rags "digging" - with some comical characters peppered in like nun changing into butch dyke style, priest changing into nun's, rich tourist falling into a SALES frenzy, trying on stuff and changing like in a LA boutique.
Leads to landing of a transport plane preparing the Pope's visit – the Italian Air Forces Hercules plane "Galileo Galilei" - the Black Stallion, Herbie (with a plastic roof dome, the Papabeetle) and an awful contraption to fuck and be fucked by about five persons are unloaded from the rear of the plane.
Change point of view to guard who sees everything Peyotlized à la Frank Lloyd Wright's "Aztec / Maya" look:
Planes changed into huge bird-gods
Stairs to planes as temple stairs
Blood running down the movable stairs
Cabin attendants as priests sacrificing the cleaning staff making genuine Nahuatl Peyote HeartBurgersÒ which they offer to the arriving Yankee tourist who walk down the bloody stairs eating and chatting fascinated by the folklore.
Guard runs up the escalators wrong direction to roof terrace of airport building then jumps off the terrace (Teachings of Don Juan style) AND FLIES AWAY!
Near miss encounters with the plane in which BILL & JESUSITO are sitting (seen from the cockpit) captain has to pull up the plan and swerve to side to avoid head on collision with flying naked guard (who flies on his back, head on, spread-eagled), co-pilot who was just sucking the captains dick, hits his head badly at the auto-pilot.
passengers and attendants badly shaken by swerving plane; trays with cool drinks thrown on same couple on the other side of the aisle, attendant again caring for JESUSITO's lap only
Near miss encounter with special papal plane called "Papaereo" also with plastic roof dome in which the pope can be seen blessing Mexico City.
Guard drops PLOP! into sewage tank of huge Mexico City sewage treatment plant — starts to swim in the extremely revoltingly dirty sewage against the flow coming from a huge inlet spilling disgusting brown sewage; the guard swims as against a jet flow swimming system for a too small swimming pool. Guard all the time grinning ecstatically. Remains swimming throughout the film — now and then cut back to guard still swimming in the tank.
To add near end: Guard goes on swimming naked in the sewage tank, cut forward and back to lorry / sewage tank — in the end he gets out completely covered with feces, toilet paper, condoms, and runs out on the tarmac of the airport where he embraces an absurd white clothed pope, just kissing the Mexican earth this very moment, freshly descended from his papaereo, asking for forgiveness for his many fetid sins (enumerating them singly — the typical sins of a coprophiliac — and leaving behind a devastated stinking pope in completely feces-soiled white robe. Guard then sprints away, jumps into airport fountain, swims around in circles forever, pope left in a sorry state. (May be citing some Macbeth about whether all the waters of the seven seas will ever wash his silken robe clean again — cut to "FAIRY POLVERO DA LAVAR" advertising drawn over the sky by a stuttering and smoking old plane, crushing in the background.
and change the cars. Three faceless mechanics working with race stall precision and speed. Balloon silk thin overalls over lithe muscular bodies. Change plates, stickers, papers.
37 Scene in police car at airport
Mexican Policemen watching KURTZ's people, reporting via radio, turning over pages in sex mag, bored (pix of JESUSITO, pix of PEPE, jerking off, shorts down, looking very poor and sexploited, poor photography on very shabby ottoman)
Police radio
…do not interfere until the subject has led you to the Cocaine processing facilities, should be in or near Guadalajara, repeat: Do not interfere until facility has been detected and surrounded, avoid
Policemen listening absentmindedly focusing on KURTZ's men's bodies (balloon silk overalls washed many times — the two cachi in a wet bag look)
Policeman fiddling with pages sticking together,
1st Policeman
accusing his partner,
did you do that?
2nd Policeman
Probably, you wouldn't have enough juice to stick a stamp to an envelope.
38 Scene inside plane:
BILL & JESUSITO agree to drive up together to Guadalajara; JESUSITO to visit his family; BILL to pick up a boy (Pepe JESUSITO's younger brother, but this is not revealed between the parties) with whom he wants to spend a week in a beach house.
BILL
Somehow I would have preferred to die first, or at least to die at the same time as my friend, even though it was good to be able to look after him until his death, but what is life if you know that you have to die, to die like this. I'd rather die in a plane or car accident than like my friend.
JESUSITO
I think I'll die WHAM! out!, somebody shoots me or so. A sudden death is best, or if you die old but I don't believe I'll get old — many of my friends died like that; fighting or shot by the police or by fellow gangsters WHAM! here I go!
What you need is love, much love. I'm sure this boy will be good for you. Mexican boys are best, good heart and best fuck in the world, best ass, real tight ass, not like American sloppy wide ass, real tight.
BILL explains kind of dejectedly how little he expects from the boy, probably ordinary poor street boy just trying to make a buck of a tourist.
JESUSITO
no, Mexican boys are not like this, have heart
(he pronounces jaart)
BILL would be satisfied if the boy at least proves good company. Sad after loss of friend. BILL thinks boy will probably steal his watch and wallet, hopes just for a few half-happy days with a stupid boy, habitually interested in sex, but actually to sad for it. JESUSITO thinks it is OK to fuck a 12 - 14 years old boy, that's the time when you really want to be fucked hard, (JESUSITO is 17 - 23 years old);
BILL
yes, for you and PEPE it would be OK, just two boys fucking around. But for me it would feel like nailing him, killing him. I couldn't do it. I'd love to have him, but would hate to consume him. I'd rather have somebody your age, case you're game, I'd be very happy to have you with us on the beach.
Cabin attendant hands out immigration cards and together with it a welcome in Mexico brochure with lush boys, and AIDS folder, condoms etc. Ditto in In-flight mag, all full of ads vestido $ 5 desnudo $ 20 some very descriptive of proposed action, with fine mug shots and naked bodies shot (trousers pulled down) in an automatic photo machine in a station
Jesusito and Bill: Bill is sad because of the death of his friend, he is not really looking for sex or a new friend, he is complimenting Jesusito for his good looks but without any real interest, more as a matter of routing. Jesusito is into cops and offers himself to Bill in a very matter-of-fact way, talking about how people just see the hustler in him, while he just would want to be a cop's friend, look after the house and the garden, maybe a dog.
Jesusito is talking about how he doesn't like to steal, just sometimes it gives him a kick to steal something special from somebody who is more powerful and despises him as a little shit. Like the big bull in the shopping center from whom he got the case, or the giant Aussie from whom he got the boots, to spite them for bullying him.
Jesusito is talking about macho macho men like Dick who bully him until the last moment when coming out of the shower, he finds them naked on the bed face down, with their butt reeking from desire of getting fucked.
Jesusito doesn't understand what men see in him, he has no good clothes, is far too short too look good, has no giant cock, no beefcake build, no good haircut, no blue eyes, even if he tries to get a honest job, they just start to fondle his butt and then want him to fuck them, but without paying. Jesusito cannot see that he is a sexual icon, that he is sex himself. When Bill says "you look very sexy" it just confirms to Jesusito that everybody just wants to fuck him.
JESUSITO feels attracted to BILL;
JESUSITO
what a pity you're not a policeman
BILL not daring to reveal his identity because of the instructions he received from DICK.
JESUSITO
explaining
in Mexico if we say mi amigo to a guy, we steal from him, but if we say mi hermano to a guy, we die for him
JESUSITO calls BILL mi amigo all the time. JESUSITO puts arm around BILL while having BILL explain him the flight map in the In-flight mag
JESUSITO explains, that "properly dressed" he would look as good as any man in the plane, pointing to a typical small town rep in Mid-Western western wear
JESUSITO explains that he JESUSITO is very stupid, teacher threw him out of school "go find yourself un Americano, you useless bastard!"; used to beat me a lot this teacher, was a real good teacher, very strict!
BILL asks jokingly whether JESUSITO did find himself an American: Of course, many, my sister beat me if I didn't bring home enough money to feed all my brothers and sisters. That's Mexico, we help each other. But Americans, they don't know how to treat a boy, a Mexican friend, I mean, real macho amigo, real man, if you just so much as look at another man, he'll beat you into a bloody mess, but Americans, they take you to their friends, they are decadentes, (shivers at the thought of so much immorality -- all the while scratching his balls through his pocket) in LA I love only policemen. Real machos, (pronouncing the word with pleasing remembrance of past pleasures.) Explains, good man makes you wipe his kitchen floor with your T-shirt for him, average American homosexual (looking around plane) is wimp, shows limp wrist movements, no balls.
JESUSITO is looking at the pictures of a police parade in the In-flight mag given him by the lovely wimpy cabin attendant
JESUSITO
looking at cabin attendant
My sister would kill me if I should ever bring home a man like that, is a fag!
After landing JESUSITO gets up first - JESUSITO keeps the life vest on!
39 Scene inside Mexico City Airport:
BILL & JESUSITO leaving the plane Hustlers all ages from kindergarten hand them business cards, recommending themselves as porters, taxi drivers, gardeners, banking, night clubs, houses with boys, "Noche… Usted solo… chama 01 642 642 642… jovenes amigos… Clube des Americanos… hombres… estudentes… jovenes… " cards with on the outside Julio Gonzales inside a picture of a huge erected cock or swollen buttocks, boy in Olympia pose — the orthodox Jewish gay couple are handed a card in Ivrith with very obviously circumcised cock; a Japanese couple similar card with cuddly boy with tiny prick, writing in Japanese
BILL has only one toolbag, black heavy duty nylon bag from U.S. Cavalry
JESUSITO carries an absolutely slick, elegant attaché, newly stolen from DICK (LV smallest size) see above.
BILL admires JESUSITO's case.
JESUSITO explains how he just because of this nice case passed security in LA without any problems. Starts to explain how he got the case, truthfully, but making fun of the fat short man from whom he got it. BILL does not understand whose case it is. JESUSITO explains how he found the ticket inside and how he got special treatment at security just because of the expensive attaché.
Customs: LAPD badge works again magic. BILL's toolbag gets searched thoroughly to JESUSITO's great pleasure — JESUSITO's idea of the attachés powers get confirmed again
40 Scene inside Mexico City Hertz station:
BILL (with JESUSITO) queues to get his reserved Lincoln Town Car
Muddle-headed attendant confused by what JESUSITO's vest reveals gives him instead the key to the Towncar lookalike HellRacer (HellRacer). BILL very formal and correct, JESUSITO very Latino and glad to be back home in Mexico, proud to be with friend (proud to live off a friend who, proud to have caught this big fish) who rents an expensive car. JESUSITO confuses the attendant with completely unnecessary questions.
KURTZ immediately after them gets the Lame (original) Towncar (TownCar).
Kurtz
(swearing)
I'll fry your balls if you don't catch them before we're on the highway!
Driver
(not impressed)
You want to drive yourself?
Kurtz
there we'll have absolutely no chance anymore — remember it's the fastest car on earth!
41 Scene inside police car
2nd Policeman watches KURTZ getting into the TownCar nudges 1std Policeman
1st Policeman hands sex mag to 2nd Policeman and follows Lame Towncar; 2nd Policeman puts his seat into sleep position
2nd Policeman
just let me have a nap ok?
2nd Policeman finishes his Maxi Cola and drops the ice into 1st Policeman's collar (leads to dangerous swerving of the car while 1st Policeman tries to get the ice out again)
42 Scene outside on Highway to Guadalajara
KURTZ chases BILL & JESUSITO who drive comfortably in the HellRacer but very fast
JESUSITO
No radar here in Mexico. No policeman is going to stop a car like this. They know must be big shot!
43 Scene inside HellRacer
BILL driving normally, slightly surprised to see split brakes and speedometer up to 300 mph. Satisfied with car. BILL is a good driver.
JESUSITO fiddling with two-way radio: tuning into Police wavelength voice of DICK about surveillance of KURTZ.
DICK's voice
(furious)
[Noise]… fellow who… [noise]indecent exposure in shopping mall… suspected to drug in Marijuana / intoxicating substance?) has been found in LA; tuning into CB voice of KURTZ (furious) and his base station in LA. Then tuning into Mexican Boy band à la New Kids On The Block. JESUSITO rocking with the tune, explaining BILL how these kids are groomed, abused, propelled to fame and dropped. JESUSITO finds nothing wrong with it, no social criticism, just funny to know facts of life, "…and leave them on the street without even their name left"
BILL
(annoyed at KURTZ following them closely)
This fellow really gets on my nerves.
JESUSITO
Come on man, lay down some tire!
BILL kicksdown, speedo goes up to 200 mph
44 Scene inside Lame TownCar
View of gas pedal pushed down to the floor
Discussion between KURTZ and man whether to switch off A/C to get 10 mph more out of the car. KURTZ decides to switch of A/C. Switching A/C several times on and off observing the needle of the speedometer moving up and down ±10 mph. Every time they switch on the A/C a white cloud of hot steam comes out of the vents (à la Range Rover) extremely annoying and annoying KURTZ extremely. Onwards KURTZ suffering terrible from heat, open windows, dust.
45 inside hellracer
BILL & JESUSITO in cool dark HellRacer listening to nice piano jazz (Ray Charles) and "When the rain begins to fall" by Jermyn Jackson.
46 inside lame towncar
HellRacer vanishes in front of them
KURTZ
(very angry)
I'll kill them.
47 Inside hellracer
JESUSITO
(to BILL)
You're a fantastic driver, you could be a cop!
JESUSITO plays with seat and A/C controls etc. occasionally firing an anti-tank rocket towards the TownCar — JESUSITO gloriously unaware.
48 Scene inside HellRacer
KURTZ out of sight
JESUSITO overjoyed at BILL's success, very pleased with the car
JESUSITO happy kisses his picture of N.S.d.S..
Jesusito
Freed me from prison when they caught me stealing in Mexico City.
Jesusito
I prayed, next day policeman took me to his home, treated me like a son, let me go. Very nice man, huge cock, nearly choked me! Fellow was licking and biting my ears all the time, made me real horny. Had my ears full of spit afterwards – real hot cop.
BILL buys fruits (with peels) at street stall from hot boy offering himself in addition to fruits
Hot Boy
Something else I can do for you Señor Americano?
HOT BOY hands them a cheap white plastic bag. JESUSITO throws the peels and last the plastic bag out of the window of the HellRacer which all land, one by one, on the front window of the TownCar, when the plastic bag does not want to fly away KURTZ switches on the wipers, the plastic bag gets caught in the wipers, annoying KURTZ to the brink of cracking up.
CUT TO: JESUSITO completely serenely enjoying the fast ride.
View to small wayside beach (handpainted sign PLAYA — NO NATURISMO sign)
49 Scene inside lorry
Boys trying to get out - impossible - some boys crying - others discussing whether they will get killed or just abused
Optimistic kid
They'll just fuck us until we bleed; then they'll dump us somewhere far out of town, happened to me before.
50 Scene outside parking above small wayside beach (beach is down steep slope)
BILL & JESUSITO stop at small wayside beach (some children and dogs on the beach, playing football, some in underwear, some naked, some half naked with long trousers); lovemaking very young couples in the sand a bit distanced from playing (and secretly watching) kids
Poster board "CERVEZA HOFFNUNG - LA MAS FRESCA" slogan not good enough, should be something like La cerveza del joven macho… or Pride of Mexico… or mas pura, mas limpida, mas fresca) picture of three hot Mexican numbers at KURTZ's swimming pool in Beverly Hills in the tiniest of bikinis printed with the Hoffnung logo (the Coca-Cola logo and Dynamark changed into a Hoffnung logo)
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BILL puts HellRacer into the shadow under some trees, quite well hidden from street and above.
JESUSITO
(has no swimwear AND no underwear, slips out of T-shirt and trousers with one fluid movement)
First we take swim, yes?
BILL large gay bikini, fussy with towel, sunblock etc., stares at JESUSITO'S nudity.
JESUSITO takes down attaché to beach, afraid of thieves; leaves it near BILL's towel; JESUSITO and BILL swim; JESUSITO with large crawl strokes rolling his body too much to left and right, head at all times above the water; BILL good swimmer, long distance feel; BILL swims out far too far then remarking that JESUSITO is a bad swimmer but following him helps him get back to beach.
jesusito
Nearly got drowned, thank you for helping me.
BILL
I'd like to die like this, swimming with a nice boy, would be a sweet death.
JESUSITO
(signs himself)
Do not talk like that; please, a Cristiano should not talk like this!
51 AT the beach in the sand
BILL
Could you imagine to be the friend of somebody like me?
JESUSITO
Who would want a piece of shit like me for a real friend?
Bill
I mean my age?
jesusito
You look great! You could be a cop!
52 Scene outside on the beach, sand, near water
KURTZ pulls up
KURTZ suffering from heat, sun, dust, is in a very bad shape, sweating, thirsty, dusty, looks a mess[6]
KURTZ has small boy brought to car, closes windows while motor runs, after minutes throws boy out of car, pants down to his ankles, blood running down the legs, crying
driver
Why are you crying, you should be happy that you're still alive.
KURTZ shooting at the boy. The driver gets out to piss, throws some bills at the boy while pissing.
53 BILL and Jesusito bathing in low water
JESUSITO
I don't like homosexuals because…
KURTZ starts shooting to kill BILL & JESUSITO, both dive into the water get cover behind a rock.
BILL goes up behind car and shoots back
One of KURTZ's men is hit in the arm, drops attaché down slope, comes back, limping, to get attaché, attaché gets exchanged against JESUSITO's. (details still to be worked out later) Let's boy jump out of the trunk.
Police chopper comes overhead.
KURTZ (shooting) and men jump into lame TC.
Chopper follows Lame TC.
KURTZ and his men drive off to hide.
BILL & JESUSITO run back to the HellRacer.
JESUSITO opens attaché to look for comb, finds is another case, no comb.
JESUSITO shows BILL contents, pistol with silencer, ammunition, lots of cash, papers.
JESUSITO
This is not my attaché!
BILL
You're sure?
54 Scene in beachside restaurant
Small place with straw roof and few wooden tables and chairs in the sand. Lots of cigarette butts in the sand.
BILL goes to toilette — paying first — waiter brings cash change back; JESUSITO puts it blindly into his case.
BILL returns.
bill
Did he bring the change?
JESUSITO
Yeah, it's in the attaché.
BILL opens case and finds the Horrible Plan.
55 Focus on paper
The Most Horrible Plan: To make dog food of street children in a new dog food factory in Guadalajara. Typed text (all sheets marked CARNICERÍA HOFFNUNG / CONFIDENTIAL / GUADALAJARA FACTORY, some on Government forms, some output from a BusinessPlan computer program:
Résumé
Carnicería HOFFNUNG will get paid $200 per street nuisance removed (average $200'000 per month)
Carnicería HOFFNUNG will get paid $30 per street nuisance per month for orphanaging until supposed age 16 (expected $2000 per head; assumptions: average age 8, weight 40 kgs)
Carnicería HOFFNUNG will earn around $10'000 per month from sold canned canine nutrition (4 tons)
Exports will earn $2 per can government exports subsidy
Boys/girls in good condition can be traded (lower age limit boys 13, girls 9, ATTENTION! No Negroes!)
Snuff trade should be explored further — possible cooperation; ditto organ and video trade.
56 Scene inside HellRacer:
JESUSITO very anxious to get his own attaché again because of ticket and passport, cassette for Pepe. Furious. Pistol gives him enormous courage to confront gangsters.
BILL helps wounded boy, takes boy into car.
Boy
(bleeding)
I always start to bleed like that, don't worry about me.
Boy sleeps in JESUSITO's arms, who keeps a hand inside the boy's trousers to comfort him.
Boy
(to JESUSITO)
Ask him whether he wants me to suck him — I'll do it for free.
57 Scene inside Lame TC:
KURTZ opens JESUSITO's attaché to find LAPD police chief badge -- very impressed. Dirty comb, music cassettes for Pepe, multicolor condoms, broken walkman (battery run out), cheap pen, switch blade, JESUSITO's ticket, passport, draws cross (death) with knife over JESUSITO's face in passport.
58 Mainstreet outside
KURTZ shoots out of car window at Church neon Holy Heart picture with red glowing heart, light goes out, alarm goes off, police car chases him.
59 Scene inside HellRacer:
BILL lets JESUSITO take the wheel (JESUSITO has no driving license, no clue of driving).
JESUSITO chases KURTZ (JESUSITO very bad driver, extremely unconventional driving style, left foot on (split) brake, right foot on gas, always slipping off the pedals, no idea of gears, changing gears (automatic) completely out of fancy, the car does crazy antics.
BILL calmly reading "Safer Sex in Mexico", Chapter Two: The Beaches (or Beaches, Boys & Buns; studying PEPE's picture, while JESUSITO is absorbed by driving the HellRacer, JESUSITO tries to get the sticker star of PEPE's picture. Is glued on solidly.
BILL sleeping / JESUSITO driving full throttle
Police check / BILL sleeping / JESUSITO opening windows
Policeman
Your driving license please!
JESUSITO has none but opens attaché shows KURTZ's driving license
Policeman
(satisfied, saluting)
Have a nice drive Señor Chavez!"
60 Scene inside Lame TC:
KURTZ disconcerted by JESUSITO's unconventional driving; when JESUSITO races past them in return gear, one of KURTZ's cronies continues shooting from left to right blowing out their windscreen.
61 Aerial view of absurd chase 150+ mph:
Highway cloverleaf with incredible chase around all four leaves, with and against the general traffic. Mayhem behind the HellRacer (aerial shots: it looks like after an earthquake.)
62 Scene inside lorry
PEPE still concerned solely with the video camera; boys grouped on the floor around him, paying him to see the sex scenes on the film.
Other boys trying to fuck a younger one, pulling down his shorts — discussing who is first,
PEPE
I'm first or I don't let you see the film anymore
63 Scene inside HellRacer
At 150+ with all the above unconventionalities of JESUSITO's driving (JESUSITO suffers from ADD (Attention deficit disorder): He is completely unaware of being chased), he is always slipping from the pedals (cut to JESUSITO's feet in boots)
JESUSITO
(to BILL who is half asleep)
I can't drive with these boots
JESUSITO takes off his boots at full speed, leaves boots down on the floor between gas and brake, then scratches his balls extensively through his ripped out pocket, until BILL starts to observe him.
bill
What are you doing?
jesusito
Scratching my balls, you see…
JESUSITO puts BILL's left hand into his right jeans pocket.
BILL is completely bewildered, then relaxing and grinning.
JESUSITO
I never wear underwear — always gets dirty so quickly — same reason people buy black jeans — you can't see the piss stains — and the pocket — learnt it in convent school, catholic fathers … didn't let you scratch your balls properly like this…
(JESUSITO pulls out BILL's hand scratches his balls from above, entering the jeans from the belt)
…they were always watching you…
…I don't like homosexuals because…
Car gets hit by bullets from KURTZ, through open windows, rear window smashed.
BILL wants to put fallen down rear mirror into glove box, finds automatic gun in glove box.
BILL shooting at KURTZ, very good shooter, police-style out of the window.
Outside window: HellRacer leaving street for railway track, going over into long-span iron girder bridge, high speed, train with huge old steam engine coming towards them; cut to aerial from chopper;
JESUSITO's hand reversing at full speed.
HellRacer getting off the track, let train pass, crossing the bridge again on the railway tracks.
EXIT sign Guadalajara
64 Scene outside JESUSITO's home in Guadalajara
Very modest building; typical cheap brothel. Ladies underwear drying on wires outside windows, fat old and stupid young ladies half-dressed leaning on window sills, drying their hair and hooting to passing men.
Girl
(calling JESUSITO)
Come on up sweet stranger!
Then recognizes him.
Girl
Jesusito you… [stream of foul abuse in Spanish]!
Assorted half- and fully naked dirty children, noise, TVs and radios are blaring, FATHER is coming down the stairs giving good advice to scantily clad GIRL, then taking leave, giving her money,
Girl
Come again soon darling!
Father
Remember me to your mother and your brother, is he still in prison?
65 Scene in Guadalajara, inside JESUSITO's home
JESUSITO's elder sister TERESA is overjoyed to see JESUSITO and BILL.
TERESA
[pours forth endless very vile abuse for JESUSITO and PEPE]… the vile bastard, lousy pimp, …heart of my heart whom Nuestra Señora del Socorro may protect.
BILL looks at framed pictures of PEPE and JESUSITO. BILL looks at JESUSITO's picture, rotten frame opens by itself, the picture is a cutout from a sex mag, backside parts of very meaty fleshy pictures; PEPE's picture same as "vestido" in BILL's home. Also many holiday shots of gringos, mostly elder men in too small swimwear stapled to the walls. Some of them with tiny obscene penises painted onto their crotches with ball pencil.
BILL
(to JESUSITO indicating the framed picture)
Who is this?
JESUSITO
This is my small brother… [stream of sexual abuse in Spanish)… I love him more than my self.
TERESA
(very friendly to BILL, extremely sorry that PEPE is not here (to get $$$ of BILL) and telling him how sorry PEPE would be not to meet him)
I am very sorry that PEPE is not here, did you bring something for him? Are you married?
(not waiting for his answer, she hits her front)
Of course not, all Americans are fags, or most. Did you bring the walkman for PEPE?
bill
Yes, it's in the car…
Teresa
(to JESUSITO)
Tell him he should marry. He would be much better off with a woman like me looking after him…
(to BILL)
…we Mexican women know how to make a man happy, at the table and en la cama!
(singing in Spanish — subtitled)
A house without a woman is no house…
JESUSITO
(singing in Spanish — subtitled)
A house without a woman is paradise…
Gangster with gun tries to get through the open door into the kitchen. TERESA tries to hit JESUSITO with frying pan, knocks out gangster while trying to hit JESUSITO, saving JESUSITO's & BILL's life.
JESUSITO
Where is PEPE?
TERESA
I haven't seen him… [stream of abuse in Spanish].
BILL and JESUSITO leave to look for PEPE.
66 Scene in Guadalajara outside JESUSITO's home
Street children
(talking confusedly)
…they put them into a lorry…
…they went that road…
…the lorry had a sign on it, what was the sing?…
…CARNICERÍA HOFFNUNG…
67 Outside on highway leading from Guadalajara to factory
BILL & JESUSITO chasing the lorry in vain.
68 Outside near highway — Evening
They hide the HellRacer. They settle down to sleep near a small fire, JESUSITO playing with BILL's hairy muscular arm and watch (JESUSITO can't open the bracelet — it's a Fliplock).
JESUSITO
(talking as to himself)
I can't open it, would be nice watch, looks really good. Can you open it, please?
BILL
What for?
JESUSITO
I'd like to steal it, I think it is a great watch, would fit me very well,
Bill
No, sorry, I can't give it to you. I need it for my job.
Jesusito
What job?
Bill
I can't tell you, sorry.
JESUSITO
I'd like you to be a policeman. You know, I hate homosexuals because…
Machine gun shots, both run for cover in different directions.
69 Outside near factory
BILL taken prisoner by KURTZ's cronies; put into lorry
70 Inside lorry
BILL finds PEPE
pepe
Did you bring the walkman?
71 Outside near factory
JESUSITO drives up to factory, kind of parks the car, turning the ignition several times on trying to switch the motor off. JESUSITO hides near factory gate, sees the lorry inside the gate, then intrudes, dogs bark, he does not have the heart to shoot the dog, shoots into the air to chase the dogs away, empties his pistol, is taken prisoner too.
72 Inside factory
KURTZ's cronies bring BILL and JESUSITO inside at gun point.
KURTZ
(to his cronies)
We will use them for a test run of the meat grinder…
KURTZ
(to BILL and JESUSITO)
…in actual operation the children
(puffing hedonistically at his cigar)
…the kids will be electrocuted first, but as a special treat for you, my very honored guests, we will simply drop you into the machine, which will let you experience to the fullest the advantages of our unique German technology. I will therefore turn this humane feature off.
BILL & JESUSITO gets fixed to hook above the opening for the meat grinder / processing machine
KURTZ pulls the lever for the machine, the roof crane slowly moves BILL & JESUSITO towards the opening; JESUSITO scratches his balls, then kisses the picture of N.S.d.S.
JESUSITO
(to BILL)
I hate homosexuals because…[7]"
Policemen jump SEAL style through the windows of the factory, shooting, KURTZ pulls down the lever, the crane accelerates and the bundled together JESUSITO and BILL hit KURTZ who falls into the running machine and vanishes. Some gangsters escape, JESUSITO and BILL are freed by police.
End Titles begin
73 Outside factory
BILL, JESUSITO, Pepe, children all are safe. PEPE takes KURTZ's gun and hides it in the crotch of his short trousers. JESUSITO insists to get his attaché back, gets it from police. JESUSITO gives money to children who jump from lorry. Pepe immediately collects the money again from them at gun point. Abuses JESUSITO with great force when JESUSITO tries to stop him.
74 view into Hellracers's trunk
JESUSITO opens attaché, is full with money, cocaine, JESUSITO's passport, ticket, musicassette for Pepe. Gives cassette to Pepe, who kisses him sweetly ending with a very sexy French kiss.
75 outside on highway — aerial view:
JESUSITO crosses (while BILL sleeps) the Mexican/US border without stopping, just shooting through at 200 mph, several police cars trailing behind him.
76 Inside HellRacer
BILL sleeping unaware of this. On his lap the book "Safer Sex in Mexico" with a picture of PEPE, JESUSITO and BILL.
INSERT: CLOSE-UP OF PEPE's short trousers, with his index finger pushed through his fly from the inside.
77 at Hertz station
BILL gives back the car at Hertz (still not aware of the cocaine). BILL signs sleepily KURTZ's rental contract, not aware of the confusion.
Hertz Person
Have a nice trip Mr. Chavez!
BILL & JESUSITO leave in complete peace.
Border police and great alarm around the car, blue lights flashing, find cocaine below the trunk carpet of HellRacer.
78 At Flight Gate
BILL & JESUSITO meanwhile calmly boarding plane to LA.
79 inside plane
JESUSITO is talking animatedly to BILL putting his hand inside BILL's half open shirt and caressing BILL's hairy chest.
JESUSITO
(to BILL — pressing down with his other hand his raising cock)
If I would have known that you are a policeman, we'd had the holiday of our life!
80 inside LA shopping center western store:
JESUSITO & BILL shopping in a Western Store. JESUSITO selects mid-western Western wear, tan pants (no front pleats), tan (different tan) corduroy double-yoke jacket, western shirt and cheap shoe-lace (Western small town rep-style). JESUSITO admires himself in shop mirrors, he is absurdly satisfied.
BILL pays with credit card (obviously in love with JESUSITO, who is beaming)
JESUSITO
(to BILL)
Gracias mi amigo!
AFTER TITLES:
81 Scene inside BILL's home:
JESUSITO is opening a can of dog food for BILL's old dog Hollie with an electric can opener.
JESUSITO
(trying hard to understand how the can opener works — to Hollie)
Wait mi hermano!
CLOSE-UP OF can "Producido en los Estados Unidos de Mexico / Carneficiera HOFFNUNG, Guadalajara"
KURTZ's large diamond ring (worth $$$) rolls out and falls with a clank into Hollie's personalized "HOLLIE" stainless steel food bowl.
JESUSITO puts ring on finger, Hollie licks ring and JESUSITO's fingers clean.
jesusito
Mistah Kurtz he dead.[8]
JESUSITO wears a new yellow muscle-T with navy imprint "LAPD GYM & SAUNA (Property of LAPD -- Not To Be Removed From The Premises".
JESUSITO cleans around dog bowl with his old LAPD PRIDE OF LA T-shirt, JESUSITO is wearing BILL's watch (ZOOM to watch).
JESUSITO wears new jeans, 501 black, puts hand into pocket of his new jeans to scratch his balls…
Jesusito
Mierda!
JESUSITO gets annoyed and tries to rip out the pocket, then cuts it with an electric dressing knife lying ready for the dinner near the illuminated oven; inside we see a large Thanksgiving's bird frying. While JESUSITO is cutting the pocket out, he tells Hollie
Jesusito
I hate homosexuals because…
(cutting)
… they let themselves fuck for free…
(cutting)
…is not right."
Table is set for dinner for three: Bell rings, through the lace curtains of the kitchen window we see DICK outside all spruced up for dinner.
"POR THIS"